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Wake Up and Smell the Democracy: Why Your Lazy Ass Needs to Get Engaged
Democracy’s Midlife Crisis Listen up, fellow disgruntled citizens! Our democracy is having a midlife crisis, and it’s not pretty. We’re talking less “buying a sports car” and more “system-wide breakdown with a side of existential dread.” But before you reach for that bottle of political apathy, let’s talk about why your participation matters more than…
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Mind Games: How Politicians Use Conspiracies to Control Us
Political Deception Exposed Welcome, dear readers, to the high-stakes game of modern politics, where the rules are murky, and the truth is often the first casualty. Today, we’re diving into the murky waters of how politicians use conspiracy theories to manipulate public opinion. If you’ve ever felt like you’re caught in an endless maze of…
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The Cult of Personality: Political Idolatry
Setting the Stage Ah, democracy—the glorious system where we elect leaders based on reasoned debate and informed choices. Just kidding! Welcome to the modern political arena, where we worship politicians like they’re the second coming. Forget logic and evidence; it’s all about who can sell the most hats and rally the loudest crowd. Our political…
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The Circus Returns: Trump vs. Biden 2024 Presidential Debates
Get ready for the ultimate political showdown! Trump vs. Biden 2024 debates promise high drama and critical stakes. Discover why your vote is crucial to protect our democracy. Read more and take action now!
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Viva la Historia: Claudia Sheinbaum Has Been Elected Mexico’s First Female President
Claudia Sheinbaum is set to become Mexico’s first female president, heralding a new era of progressive and transformative leadership focused on renewable energy, social welfare, and women’s rights. ¡Viva Claudia!
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The Real Felons of D.C.: A Trump Conviction & Fallout
The Real Felons of D.C.: Trump Edition Former President Donald Trump was convicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records in a New York court, tied to his infamous hush money case. That’s right, folks, the man who once bragged about his business acumen couldn’t even cook his books right. The jury, made up of…
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A Ditty for the Infamous Liar, Trump
A short poem on Trump’s ongoing impact on democracy and corruption, paired with a personal update on the loss of a beloved pet and new social media projects. Stay vigilant! VOTE BLUE
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Welcome to Politicians Suck
Welcome to Politicians Suck: Where the Circus of American Politics Takes Center Stage Welcome, dear reader, to Politicians Suck! If you’ve stumbled upon this digital haven, it’s likely because you’re tired of the same old political drivel. Here, we promise to serve you unfiltered, snarky commentary on the delightful chaos that is American politics. Why…