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All Aboard the Kamala Harris Train!
Vice President Harris: A Woman of Remarkable Achievements Kamala Harris stands out as a woman of exceptional accomplishments. Despite media portrayals that sometimes question her experience, this article aims to highlight her impressive achievements. While it’s impossible to cover every aspect of her remarkable career, we’ll focus on the key milestones that make Kamala Harris…
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Joe Biden is a Great Man
Dear Reader, The actions taken by Joe Biden yesterday (7/21/2024) made it both a very dark and hopeful day. He stepped out of the race, facing the fear that we all will have to fight one day. When we face the truth of our infirmities and have to accept that we are unable to cope…
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Project 2025: ‘MAGA’ Meets ‘Mein Kampf for Dummies’
Welcome to Agenda 47: Because Who Needs Democracy When You Can Have a Fascist Utopia? Ladies, gentlemen, and all those wisely questioning their faith in humanity, gather ’round for a tale that’ll make George Orwell’s “1984” look like a utopian rom-com. Welcome to the twisted world of Project 2025, a 900-page manifesto that reads like…
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Salmon, Idaho’s Education Revolution: How Community Unity Overcame Conservative Hurdles
In the rugged landscape of central Idaho, where the Salmon River carves its way through the mountains, a small town of just over 3,000 people has become an unlikely battleground in the fight for educational progress. A community known more for its wilderness than its classrooms, has found itself at the epicenter of a educational…
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Wake Up and Smell the Democracy: Why Your Lazy Ass Needs to Get Engaged
Democracy’s Midlife Crisis Listen up, fellow disgruntled citizens! Our democracy is having a midlife crisis, and it’s not pretty. We’re talking less “buying a sports car” and more “system-wide breakdown with a side of existential dread.” But before you reach for that bottle of political apathy, let’s talk about why your participation matters more than…
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Mind Games: How Politicians Use Conspiracies to Control Us
Political Deception Exposed Welcome, dear readers, to the high-stakes game of modern politics, where the rules are murky, and the truth is often the first casualty. Today, we’re diving into the murky waters of how politicians use conspiracy theories to manipulate public opinion. If you’ve ever felt like you’re caught in an endless maze of…
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Project 2025: A Dark Vision for America’s Future
“Our goal is to assemble an army of aligned, vetted, trained, and prepared conservatives to go to work on Day One to deconstruct the Administrative State.” These words, taken directly from Project 2025’s mission statement, cast a dark shadow over the future of American governance. Like the opening scene of a dystopian novel, they foreshadow…
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Guns Don’t Kill People; Politicians Do
Welcome to the Wild West In a truly wild twist of logic, Missouri Republican Congressman Billy Long once blamed the rise in mass shootings on the legalization of abortion. According to Long, society’s moral decay started with Roe v. Wade in 1973, which he believes set off a chain reaction leading to today’s gun violence.…
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I Will Return Very Soon!
Politicians Suck Blog Hey There, Fellow Satirists, Just a quick heads-up: I’ll be out in the wild, roughing it for a day, soaking in nature, and recharging my sarcasm batteries. Fear not, I’ll be back tomorrow, ready to dive back into the political circus and deliver the sharp, witty commentary you know and love. Until…
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The Cult of Personality: Political Idolatry
Setting the Stage Ah, democracy—the glorious system where we elect leaders based on reasoned debate and informed choices. Just kidding! Welcome to the modern political arena, where we worship politicians like they’re the second coming. Forget logic and evidence; it’s all about who can sell the most hats and rally the loudest crowd. Our political…