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  • All Aboard the Kamala Harris Train!

    All Aboard the Kamala Harris Train!

    Vice President Harris: A Woman of Remarkable Achievements Kamala Harris stands out as a woman of exceptional accomplishments. Despite media portrayals that sometimes question her experience, this article aims to highlight her impressive achievements. While it’s impossible to cover every aspect of her remarkable career, we’ll focus on the key milestones that make Kamala Harris…

  • Joe Biden is a Great Man

    Joe Biden is a Great Man

    Dear Reader, The actions taken by Joe Biden yesterday (7/21/2024) made it both a very dark and hopeful day. He stepped out of the race, facing the fear that we all will have to fight one day. When we face the truth of our infirmities and have to accept that we are unable to cope…

  • Project 2025: ‘MAGA’ Meets ‘Mein Kampf for Dummies’

    Project 2025: ‘MAGA’ Meets ‘Mein Kampf for Dummies’

    Welcome to Agenda 47: Because Who Needs Democracy When You Can Have a Fascist Utopia? Ladies, gentlemen, and all those wisely questioning their faith in humanity, gather ’round for a tale that’ll make George Orwell’s “1984” look like a utopian rom-com. Welcome to the twisted world of Project 2025, a 900-page manifesto that reads like…

  • Mind Games: How Politicians Use Conspiracies to Control Us

    Mind Games: How Politicians Use Conspiracies to Control Us

    Political Deception Exposed Welcome, dear readers, to the high-stakes game of modern politics, where the rules are murky, and the truth is often the first casualty. Today, we’re diving into the murky waters of how politicians use conspiracy theories to manipulate public opinion. If you’ve ever felt like you’re caught in an endless maze of…

  • Guns Don’t Kill People; Politicians Do

    Welcome to the Wild West In a truly wild twist of logic, Missouri Republican Congressman Billy Long once blamed the rise in mass shootings on the legalization of abortion. According to Long, society’s moral decay started with Roe v. Wade in 1973, which he believes set off a chain reaction leading to today’s gun violence.…

  • I Will Return Very Soon!

    Politicians Suck Blog Hey There, Fellow Satirists, Just a quick heads-up: I’ll be out in the wild, roughing it for a day, soaking in nature, and recharging my sarcasm batteries. Fear not, I’ll be back tomorrow, ready to dive back into the political circus and deliver the sharp, witty commentary you know and love. Until…

  • The Cult of Personality: Political Idolatry

    The Cult of Personality: Political Idolatry

    Setting the Stage Ah, democracy—the glorious system where we elect leaders based on reasoned debate and informed choices. Just kidding! Welcome to the modern political arena, where we worship politicians like they’re the second coming. Forget logic and evidence; it’s all about who can sell the most hats and rally the loudest crowd. Our political…

  • Viva la Historia: Claudia Sheinbaum Has Been Elected Mexico’s First Female President

    Viva la Historia: Claudia Sheinbaum Has Been Elected Mexico’s First Female President

    Claudia Sheinbaum is set to become Mexico’s first female president, heralding a new era of progressive and transformative leadership focused on renewable energy, social welfare, and women’s rights. ¡Viva Claudia!