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The Real Felons of D.C.: A Trump Conviction & Fallout
The Real Felons of D.C.: Trump Edition Former President Donald Trump was convicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records in a New York court, tied to his infamous hush money case. That’s right, folks, the man who once bragged about his business acumen couldn’t even cook his books right. The jury, made up of…
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A Ditty for the Infamous Liar, Trump
A short poem on Trump’s ongoing impact on democracy and corruption, paired with a personal update on the loss of a beloved pet and new social media projects. Stay vigilant! VOTE BLUE
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Courtroom Sketch Captures Trumps Hilarious Fall from Grace
The Sad and Hilarious Courtroom Drama of Von Shits-in-pants Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round as we dive into the latest courtroom spectacle starring none other than our former commander-in-chief, affectionately known here at Politicians Suck as Von Shitsinpants. If you thought his presidency was a circus, wait till you see him in the courtroom! The…
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Trump’s Tax Circus: Guilty on 34 Counts – Clown Car Finally Crashes
Trump Organization Found Guilty on 34 Counts: The Circus Continues Breaking News: In an epic plot twist that rivals the most dramatic reality TV episodes, the Trump Organization has been found guilty on 34 counts of tax fraud and other financial crimes. This verdict, handed down by a New York jury, marks a significant chapter…
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Welcome to Politicians Suck
Welcome to Politicians Suck: Where the Circus of American Politics Takes Center Stage Welcome, dear reader, to Politicians Suck! If you’ve stumbled upon this digital haven, it’s likely because you’re tired of the same old political drivel. Here, we promise to serve you unfiltered, snarky commentary on the delightful chaos that is American politics. Why…